If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
My mom came into my room and told me to flip off the tv. I gave it the middle finger. Note to self: STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT
Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
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The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
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Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
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