margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
Yea I just took my 1st pregnancy test. Turns out I am just fat. Also I haven't been with anyone in 3 months, which is clearly making me crazy.
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
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That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
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well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
Welp, just took a tab of acid and cracked one of three bottles of champagne... Mondays ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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