i know we just met, but i forget your name, and i'm wondering why my penis burns?
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
dude you were so wasted last night you ate a sandwich made out of tomatos, cheese, doritos, salt & pepper. Then you heated it in the micro for 5 min to melt the cheese.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
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on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
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Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
Randomize