My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
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a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
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probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
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