If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
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how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
Alive.
So much puke
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
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You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
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