just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
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there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
the cab driver asked if you were our mom. you definitely shouldn't have tipped him so much.
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
I damn near set my vagina on fire. WHILE The Flaming Lips played in the background. Intensely apropos.
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Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
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