is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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