Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
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