can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
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