it was like his penis was on wheels.
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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