Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
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I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
I need to ask my mom where the drain cleaner is, but I'm afraid she'll ask why and the answer to that will just be "cum."
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
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I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
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