Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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