But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
I'm too hungover to be in a fucking cow suit right now
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
We left an ass print on the piano.
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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