YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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