with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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