North Korea, Best Korea!
Only a mothe r could love this liver
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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