drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
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shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
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There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .