My Blind Date Arrived. She looks like something I'd draw with my left hand.
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
I have a fruit stripe tattoo on my penis. You're the only person I know who chews that gum.
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
Today is definitely a "stand over the toilet and pee through the opening at the bottom of my boxers" kind of day.
I guess the silver lining is that having a big dick really comes in handy when you're hungover.
It's a mixed blessing.
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
He keeps bees of course he's weird
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
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