Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
If the boyfriend of the drunk girl you just met asks her if she made a "special friend" you're going to have a threesome. For future reference.
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
I convinced a German girl that I was born while my mom was water skiing and I preceded to barefoot ski behind her via the umbilical cord...
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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