i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
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Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
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Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
I'm drunk from drinking bourbon out of a "cupcake sippy cup" at the Denny's bar. What the fuck happened to the goals I had?
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
I DONT HAVE A FUCKING JOB RIGHT NOW. DO YOU THINK I HAVE TIME TO WASTE GOING BACK AND FORTH WITH SOMEONE WHOS LYING, ABOUT LYING, AND JUST BEING A LIAR? HONESTLY, YES I DO HAVE TIME. BUT I HAVE A FUCKING LOT BETTER THINGS I COULD BE WASTING MY TIME DOING. LIKE ORGANIZING MY POKEMON CARD COLLECTION.
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