Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
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It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
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I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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