fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I woke up in a stranger's bathtub with a broken shower curtain as my blanket.
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
Randomize
