His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
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Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
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the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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