can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
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