It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
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Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
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I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
I thought I was drunk because I kept grabbing his arm instead of his dick
But then I realized it wasn’t his arm and that I was very lucky
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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