just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
She's "threw gas on the fire to put it out" drunk. Come retrieve ur gf. Ps she smells like burnt hair
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
tell me about the eggs
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