im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
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You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
I can't tell whether I'm a) still hungover from two nights ago, b) legitimately sick or c) all of the above... multiple choice was never my forte
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It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
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