My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
she went apple picking. why dont we do cute things like that? let's go to a pumpkin patch!
because we're not cute. we're sluts. and sluts don't go apple picking.
I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
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Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
So I bring Danny back to the apartment for the first time and my roommate is curled up in the beanbag in the middle of the floor, wearing nothing but her uggs, high out of her mind and watching Harry potter... She offered us kettle corn.
He asked if he could come over tomorrow....
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
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My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
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