yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
I've never seen the starbucks guy more terrified than when you dove out the car window after your credit card
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
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