I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
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i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
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Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
I woke up this morning and the search history on my phone says: "What is this castle in front of my house?"
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.