i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
I am intoxicated and cannot bring you a burrito. However, if you want to bring ME one...
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
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