It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
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She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
Upon further investigation it turns out it wasn't blood, but chocolate frosting from the cupcake I shoved in my pocket to "save for later"
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
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Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
Why are your pants in the freezer?
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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