He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
you didnt know i had herpes?
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
Had mirculous sex while watching miracle. Until she got mad that I kept quoting the movie. Not my fault I'm a good multi-tasker
Do you believe in miracles?
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
The girls said some drunk guy in footie pajamas was asking for me when they opened the doors. I thought we agreed you were gonna stay home and microwave me some bacon.
Aiming to get laid tonight but if it falls thru I'm either gonna make a mixtape for my sugar daddy or sew a teddy bear for his newborn
Randomize
