yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
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