Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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