some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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