her vagine was all disorganized.
guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
o shit let me call u back theres a hamburger in my pocket
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
I had a dream last night that I had sex with Abe Lincoln. I must stop watching the History Channel before I go to bed.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
The taxi driver was going on about how many drunk chicks want to sleep with him when he drives them home. Not sure if he was bragging or hinting
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
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