I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
I figured it out. hungover me hates drunk me, drunk me hates sober me, and sober me hates being sober. so yes, were blacking out tonight.
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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