Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
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Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
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for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
I dropped her off at home and her fiancé was shitty, it was 4:30 am. I told him I was the Uber driver
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
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