we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
I'm in that stage of denial where I hope our kids have his nose.
You do realize that you broke up with him, right?
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
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he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
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It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
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