Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
Randomize
