I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
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