His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
you will always have a special place in my vag
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
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OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
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