She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
Randomize
