Just saw my boss eat a banana in three bites.
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
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