hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
pics
no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
Holy shit I just stopped short on route 18 because I thought my gps was saying I had to turn right in 11 feet. After almost hitting the guardrail I realized I had to turn in 11 miles.
Fuck I'm high.
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
Mistake of the day: loudly discussing my gay hookups on the phone at the dmv in upstate NY... this must be what leprosy feels like
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
Tried to drunkenly hop a fence with my cast on to get away from the cops but ended up falling over a bench.. how do I explain those bruises to my parents?
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
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