: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
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We're too lazy to do dishes, so we're making sangria in a flower vase.
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
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She was blowing me when her roommate came in and goes "you want me to tap in?"
You realize once your inheritance is finalized this shit will stop happening right?
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
He called me in the middle of the night to ask my shoe size. Apparently big feet would make me an unsatisfactory third for the threesome.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
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