Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
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Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
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Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
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