STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
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Did you know that when you swallow it's like 60 calories!?
That's okay, it's all protein anyway.
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
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Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
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