STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
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Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
i preemptively threaten to cock slap your kids if they are snobby yuppy bitches
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
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Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
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