i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
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High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
Seriously? We dated for 2 weeks. TWO. And I've crushed his soul and put out the light in his dark world? What the actual fuck.
Yeah, well. That's what you get for dating a musician.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
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How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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