This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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