woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
Seriously, I look like I crawled out of a bog. Succeeding at being as undateable as possible.
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
At what point can I admit that I hate going to house parties?
I don't wanna stand in your shitty kitchen making small talk while I guard the quality booze I brought.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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