I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
You closed the sidewalk off to pedestrians last night. With a glitter covered safety cone
I just caught myself doing the gator chomp to my tv. I need to get laid.
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Woke up to sesame street reruns and a $62 pizza bill. Never again. I mean it this time.
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
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Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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